oh my god retarded bunny
So, there's this bunny that's been sniffing around our garden since April, and I think it was someone's Easter pet that they dumped when they got tired of him, because he's not exactly scared of humans.
Or he's retarded, whichever.
But my cat keeps trying to bring him in the house. She's caught him three times now and each time we've heard him screaming (bunnies scream horribly, did you know that?) and got her to drop him. And she doesn't really hurt him because she's a stupid cat and wants to play, not eat. And she really really wants to bring him into the house, which is why she comes up on the porch with him instead of slinking down underneath to play with him.
But man, bunny is retarded. Gave him celery and he won't eat it. Got flustered and bonked himself into a fence five times, which stunned him so much he had to lay down.
And he won't leave the backyard, so he drives the cat crazy now that she's not allowed to go outside and play with him.
I don't know. He's so retarded.
And we can't keep a bunny. :(
Or he's retarded, whichever.
But my cat keeps trying to bring him in the house. She's caught him three times now and each time we've heard him screaming (bunnies scream horribly, did you know that?) and got her to drop him. And she doesn't really hurt him because she's a stupid cat and wants to play, not eat. And she really really wants to bring him into the house, which is why she comes up on the porch with him instead of slinking down underneath to play with him.
But man, bunny is retarded. Gave him celery and he won't eat it. Got flustered and bonked himself into a fence five times, which stunned him so much he had to lay down.
And he won't leave the backyard, so he drives the cat crazy now that she's not allowed to go outside and play with him.
I don't know. He's so retarded.
And we can't keep a bunny. :(