A list for December 16th, 2009

[derylykt]

Why babies could never be good spies
a list for 12-16-09

1. Feeding schedules
2. Gas pains
3. Inability to follow simple orders
4. Uncontrollable vocalisms
5. The constant need for comfort
6. unscheduled and immediate naps
7. Inability to use sophisticated devices
8. The "lie" reflex doesn't come until they learn to speak
9. The sweet smell of soiled diapers is pervasive and is an instant "tell" that a spy is in the midst.