Well.
To this rather polite message I might add, less politely:
The first twit who pulls something stupid will get the thrashing of a lifetime, if I have anything to do with it. I do not intend to be eaten by monsters/turned into an amusing farmyard animal/burned to a crisp/wiped out of existence or any other hilarious trap that pair of crazed omnipotent wankers might have set up. At least kindly give those of us with some degree of engineering experience a chance to have a careful look at the mechanisms first before you wade in thoughtlessly.
The first twit who pulls something stupid will get the thrashing of a lifetime, if I have anything to do with it. I do not intend to be eaten by monsters/turned into an amusing farmyard animal/burned to a crisp/wiped out of existence or any other hilarious trap that pair of crazed omnipotent wankers might have set up. At least kindly give those of us with some degree of engineering experience a chance to have a careful look at the mechanisms first before you wade in thoughtlessly.