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So, I am scared of San Jose. Why, you may ask, would I be scared of San Jose? Because of her. But she never had anything to do with San Jose. She went to college in Palo Alto. And that brings me to the real question: why the fuck am I scared of San Jose? Every day I have to prepare books to be shipped off to various colleges and universities throughout California. Every day I get that same bad feeling in my stomach when I have to ship photocopies to San Jose State. And I can tell that it is about her. It is just that my liminal areas of consciousness are quite obviously retarded when it comes to geography. If you look here you can see quite clearly that San Jose is not Palo Alto. Just how not Palo Alto is San Jose? A whole 17.2 fucking miles not Palo Alto. And, of course, I don't get this feeling when I ship books off to Stanford. No, that would just make too much sense.