I would like to complain about the pathetic lack of Malcolm Tucker porn in the world.
Because the way he licks his lips just before taking Terri off to talk about being pharaoh up a Nile made of shit? ALL THE PORN.
Okay, he's fifty and dubiously evil and doesn't exactly have the kind of looks to challenge Sterek. But if you paired him with Olly, the name smush would be Molly, and that leads to molly houses, so it would be totally awesome! (Oh, god, now I want the Regency AU. Malcolm Tucker conniving and scheming against the Corn Laws!) (Oh, or the PM is on a trip to Iraq, accompanied by Malcolm, and they meet the Gen Kill guys! Malcolm/Ray!)(Or, to hook in the fans of Horrible Histories mumcandy, Malcolm/Adam Kenyon!)
Also, it's nearly 2am and I haven't had anything to eat since lunchtime. That may be influencing my levels of giddy glee.
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