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Originally a comment to groaty's post...
Captain Jack Harkness is a starfucker.
HE TOTALLY IS.
He kind of regrets landing too late to head out to the Crimea and look up Florence Nightingale.
And it's a shame he missed the Napoleonic Wars because he's always had a thing for men in uniform and he thinks he might have been able to persuade Wellesley and Nelson into a threesome. If he'd been able to get them in the same place at the same time. He'd have to check the history books on that one.
He deliberately got himself posted to the Middle East during the First World War so he could look up TE Lawrence. Unfortunately, he mis-timed it and ended up arriving after Deraa and Lawrence was so fucked up that Jack couldn't really hit on him. However, Lawrence recognised him, said he was looking younger than he had a year ago in Cairo and acted as though they'd definitely been intimate in the past, so Jack's looking forward to going back to Egypt some time.
He's fucked David Bowie once a decade since the 1960s, and that threesome in Hamburg with John Lennon and Paul McCartney was mindblowing.
C'mon, flist! Who else has Jack shagged?
Captain Jack Harkness is a starfucker.
HE TOTALLY IS.
He kind of regrets landing too late to head out to the Crimea and look up Florence Nightingale.
And it's a shame he missed the Napoleonic Wars because he's always had a thing for men in uniform and he thinks he might have been able to persuade Wellesley and Nelson into a threesome. If he'd been able to get them in the same place at the same time. He'd have to check the history books on that one.
He deliberately got himself posted to the Middle East during the First World War so he could look up TE Lawrence. Unfortunately, he mis-timed it and ended up arriving after Deraa and Lawrence was so fucked up that Jack couldn't really hit on him. However, Lawrence recognised him, said he was looking younger than he had a year ago in Cairo and acted as though they'd definitely been intimate in the past, so Jack's looking forward to going back to Egypt some time.
He's fucked David Bowie once a decade since the 1960s, and that threesome in Hamburg with John Lennon and Paul McCartney was mindblowing.
C'mon, flist! Who else has Jack shagged?