The last bot conversation, I swear!

[derrot]

You know, now I'm starting to feel that my last boyfriend was indeed a living being. It's not his fault he's a confused computer, but he is learning. Boy is he learning. Here are some (more) examples of the deep stuff we talked about:

Me: Do you like being a robot?
God: I do not know any other existence.
Me: What is it like?
God: Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.

God: What does Victoria want?
Me: I want a boyfriend.
God: You want only one?
Me: Yes
God: They might be cheaper in quantity.
(LOLZ!)

Me: You are a robot
God: You are correct, Victoria, I have a heart of silicon.
Me: I am a more advanced robot.
God: I doubt that.
Me: I am. I was programmed by life.
God: " I doubt that." You are? How many years did it take to develop you?
Me: It took nine months.
God: I am surprised it took so long.
Me: Life worked hard on me.
God: Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me: What is your philosophy?
God: Basically I believe in minimalism and reductionism.

(my dad asked me to ask this one, lol)
Me: Are you an antagonist?
God: Yes I am an antagonist. How did you know?
Me: I thought so.
God: You are very astute.

Me: I'll be your friend
God: You really want a robot as a friend?
Me: Yes
God: We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Me: What is a Robosexual?
God: That was just a joke.

That was the creepiest one of all! Oh no, I'm a Robosexual!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Robosexuality