Report One: Somehow this is your fault

[derringerous]

 [Meryl woke up. At first she thought she'd just fallen asleep on the ride with Milly....

....and then she realized she was wearing pyjamas. In a strange bed.

Next to a blonde idiot....?

I hope you like getting woken up by a pillow to the face. Vash. The pillow also manages to knock over a phone, so the entirety of Mayfield can hear a loud yell of

Comments

[mayflychaser]

[Having spent little time at home, Vash wasn't particularly paying much attention to his droned wife. Other than hiding from her when he wanted to make a phone call. Wasn't so bad though, maybe he'd roll over and se--

Oh for heaven's sake. There'd be a scream on the phone in response to that phone knocking. In fact, the scream was probably heard by all neighbors in the surrounding houses.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IN-INSURANCE GIRL?!

[derringerous]

DON'T YOU INSURANCE GIRL ME!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! I WANT ANSWERS! WHAT'S GOING ON!! A-AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MILLY!

[So much outrage right now. Have a few more swipes with the pillow.]

[mayflychaser]

[Duck, weave, bob, press z or r twi-...er, he's human "again." Guess that means no dodging!]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I JUST GOT HERE MYS-[Boom, pillowshot!]

[derringerous]

[Yes, direct hit. Just going to glare at you.]

I bet. We were just going to look for you again and next thing I know, I wake up here. Next to you! Now tell me what you did with Milly!

[The pillow is obviously the best weapon, so she's going to just keep it raised and ready to attack again.]

[mayflychaser]

[It takes a moment to register, but the events of their previous world flood back to him.]

...how close were you to the blast in Augusta?

[derringerous]

[That get's her to lower the pillow. As well as her voice.]

....Far enough that we weren't hurt. ...We saw it though.

[The hole in one of the moons....]

[mayflychaser]

[Vash does likewise.]

The blast...didn't swallow you?

[derringerous]

No, we were fine.

[Only because Milly dragged them away.]

Vash...what happened? We just got word that you were seen in Little Jersey but it's been months since Augusta. Where have you been?

[mayflychaser]

[Vash stares at Meryl in absolute disbelief. He speaks after a few moments.]

I have no memory of anything after that time. I was fighting a man in Augusta, and then there was the blast. And then...I was "here."

I've only been here a few days.

[derringerous]

[.....]

Where is "here".

[mayflychaser]

[Vash silently hands Meryl a paper he had picked up a while back.]

They call this place Mayfield.

[derringerous]

[Okay...just going to take that and...reads...

And then eventually she'll put it down..]

....that's....

[Horrible, terrifying ... she can't tell. She needs something to focuss on.]

...how long have you been here?

[mayflychaser]

About a week.

It's been a very long week and a lot of very strange things have happened.

[derringerous]

.....What happened.

[mayflychaser]

[Vash scratches his head a bit and...kinda blinks.]

Well uh...you see there was a place that kinda looked like home...and this giant robot...

[He launches into a ridiculous explanation of the past week's events.]

[derringerous]

[.....does he mention dying?/did he?

Just staring.]

.....what!?