U Can't Touch This!
For some entertaining internet reading I suggest to browse through the IMDB reviews of Justin Bieber : Never Say Never. The forum is overwhelmingly full with the cries of agony of complaining guys. Which prompts the question why they exposed themselves to The Bieb(TM) in the first place. I shall assume many of them where accompanying their prepubescent daughters. But whining about it on IMDB is like feminists going to a porn theater for research and then complaining about lack of story and the inappropriate behavior of the target audience.