one! [video]

[derpioso]

[Hello, City! What you see before you is one (1) Yamamoto Takeshi. You will notice he is wearing a costume. Which means, technically, what you see before you is a giant ear of corn with a face and appendages

Comments

[child_radical]

Depends on what the year was in your world.

[derpioso]

My...world?

[processing. this will take a moment.]

Whoa. Are we in space?

[child_radical]

Not even close.

[derpioso]

[uh. okay whatever. let's deal with more pressing matters first. like where this voice is coming from. dun dun. dun dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun-

Enjoy your close-up of Yamamoto's face, Huey.]

Oh hey! Is that you? This thing is pretty neat!

[child_radical]

[Dear lord, that optimistic expression is enough to make him flinch.]

Yeah. Listen this place is called The City, it's located on a dimensional nexus which intersects with every universe and timeline.

[derpioso]

[TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN BUDDY]

I know you said we aren't in space, but what you just said sounds like science fiction, to me.

[child_radical]

[You're not a loli and part of the Jr. Shonen Retard club - its gonna be a hard to do so.]

It's your reality from now on.

[derpioso]

[hmm]

Is there a baseball team?

[child_radical]

There's hasn't been one as long as I've been here.

[derpioso]

How long have you been here?

[child_radical]

Two years.

[derpioso]

Two years without a baseball team?????

[child_radical]

Normally people would be shocked at the length of time I've been here and not the notion of there being no baseball team.

[derpioso]

Two years is a long time, but it would feel even longer without any baseball at all.

[child_radical]

I really don't care for the sport.

[derpioso]

You haven't played with the right people. We're gonna fix that, though.