SIX! [voice]

[derpioso]

Um, this is....a really strange question, but does anybody know how to stop a tongue from bleeding?

The other me cut his.

On- a sword. [He's gotta laugh, okay. And this next bit is a little faint, as it's not spoken directly into the device.]

Sorry, but this is what you get for trying to be a show off. I've never done anything that stupid.

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[shifts]

On a sword.

[derpioso]

I'm not sure what he was thinking.

[shifts]

Or rather, not thinking.

[derpioso]

He said something about looking cooler than me.

Obviously, that didn't turn out well for him.

[shifts]

So you maneuvered the sword into his mouth?

[derpioso]

Haha, why would I do that?

[shifts]

Did he just lick it, then?

[derpioso]

You hit the nail on the head, Eames.

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Whatever did he do that for?

[derpioso]

I have no idea. I really think he was trying to show off.

[shifts]

How impressive.

[derpioso]

What's impressive is all the blood he managed to get everywhere.

[shifts]

That's to be expected, when the tongue is cut on a sword.

[ no. rly. ]

[derpioso]

It sounds so much more ridiculous when you say it.

Oh, you don't happen to know of any healers around here, do you? Since you've been in the City before...

[shifts]

[ Eames debates for a moment, but then decides it's not as if he owes her anything, nor that she kept it much of a well-kept secret in the first place. Even if she had, though, he thinks his answer would be the same. ]

Aside from the hospital? There's a woman named Lightning, I believe, if she's still here. Pink-haired thing. I've heard she can heal wounds.

[derpioso]

I was going to take him to the hospital, but then Yuuri mentioned healers- a healer probably wouldn't need to resort to stitches.

Lightning, huh? That's some name! Thanks, I'll see if I can find her.