SIX! [voice]

[derpioso]

Um, this is....a really strange question, but does anybody know how to stop a tongue from bleeding?

The other me cut his.

On- a sword. [He's gotta laugh, okay. And this next bit is a little faint, as it's not spoken directly into the device.]

Sorry, but this is what you get for trying to be a show off. I've never done anything that stupid.

Comments

[blastiafreak]

Who the hell shows off by licking a sword?

[derpioso]

This guy does, apparently! Pretty silly, right?

[blastiafreak]

More like beyond stupid! How much of an idiot do you even have to be in the first place to get such a dumb clone?

[derpioso]

[pause. uh.]

I hope I'm not that dumb. I'd never dream of licking my swords.

[blastiafreak]

If you were smart, you would've locked that thing up as soon as you saw it.

[derpioso]

What thing? Other me?

[blastiafreak]

What else would I be talking about?

[derpioso]

Aww, be nice. He's stupid, but he's not a thing.

[blastiafreak]

Huh? It's only here because of a curse! It doesn't need anyone to be nice to it.

[derpioso]

He can still bleed, though.

[blastiafreak]

Like that changes anything. It's still just a curse.

[derpioso]

Curse or not, I'm stuck with him until it's over.

Have you got one, too?

1/2

[blastiafreak]

Which is why you should've locked it in a closet or something!

[blastiafreak]

No way--I mean, I haven't seen any yet.

[derpioso]

It's a little late for that, now. He'd bleed to death.

Oh? None in your closet?

[blastiafreak]

...Just how badly did that thing get cut?

Tch--o-of course there isn't!