TIGER VS SHARK! THE LAST BATTLE IN THIS GRUDGE MATCH
So the last time I caught up with Naruto I was trapped in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with three dogs and soul crushing boredom, so being home for the holidays reminded me to check in on our favorite ninjas again. Luckily not once did Kakashi again narrowly avoid a leadership position, and nobody cried except for maybe me just once.
So we get some Kisame backstory because that was something no one gave a fuck about. Oh Kisame killed his companions, what did you think we expected him to be compassionate? HES A FUCKING LANDSHARK. I did enjoy though seeing some Gai, some emotional moments, he died as he lived << a ninja to the last << i will remember you for the rest of my life << WATCH OUT!! ANOTHER SHARK!!!!
seriously i just put my head down and laughed ITS A FUCKING SHARK!!!
All right, so then we're back to the zombie plot back or whatever, nobody cares because ~*~DEIDARA IS BACK~*~* But who is calling him Deidara-nii........ who the fuck is this bitch..... Is that me? No apparently it is the oldman kage's granddaughter. I'm not sure who told Kishimoto he needed MORE characters (probably Kubotite), but this doesn't make me more interested in the series!! If anything- MORE ninja make me sleepy
Not sure what's happening, everyone wore frog-suits for this flashback, naruto conduction and ecological study, I'm not drunk enough for any of this
All right let me get this whole zombie thing straight-- Kabuto reanimated some former kage, the former beasts' hosts who died and all the defeated Akatsuki members. And also...... other various ninja WHOA HOLD ON A FUCKIN SECOND!! these other ppl are like ASUMA, Kimimaro, Zabuza, HAKU!?, Kimimaro, old lady sand, NEJI'S DAD?? WHAT THE FUCK. I was with you for the zombie thing when it meant more Deidara backstory but seriously. NEJI'S DAD? you brought back NEJI'S DAD?? Why not that coughing guy from the chuunin exam? Or YASHAMARU. seriously you brought all these fuckers back and not a single uchiha? #weak
Gaara's speech moves all the ninja << your new headbands look gay
WHAT THE FUCK SAI'S BROTHER IS BACK?! No, I was hoping... his brother was like, Suigetsu. what the fuck man. Sai's brother isn't Suigetsu and Tobi isn't Obito? What's the fucking point. Although now I understand Deidara came back not just to make more art riffs with Sasori (tho thats appreciated), but also to compare art with Sai! Artist vs artist. Although it was a short battle because Sai's words of love and Kankuro's words of.. being an asshole let Sasori and Sai's brother rest in peace. Their strong emotions affected everyone................except Deidara who just doesn't give a fuck. Seriously, did Kankuro just TALK Sasori out of kicking their ass?? I like Kankuro and all but Sasori would've wiped the floor with him while arguing that Superflat is lame.
How zabuza lost his street cred:
KAKASHI: You're wrong Haku. Zabuza didn't view you as a tool.
[ FLASHBACK TO FACE-TOUCHING ]
HAKU: aww zabuza
ZABUZA: KAKASHI SHUT THE FUCK UP
Look, I'm not gonna lie- I'm excited to get all these fuckers back. Neji's gonna fight his dad, Shikamaru's gonna fight Asuma ( :( ), Kimimaro is gonna fight Gaara who will get saved by Lee (it's continuity, bitch). I MEAN! ALL OF IT. I'm very excited for zombie fight times. Maybe I'm just excited to see anyone at this point that isn't a new person I'm apparently supposed to give a fuck about.
And then at the very end we see SUIGETSU LIVES and Juugo. Also the both don't know what happened to Sasuke or Karin? Dude wasn't that TWO years ago, these guys are worse informed with the latest goingson in the ninja world than I am. And I can't recognize anyone now that we're all wearing the same headbands.
The last entry was my 500th post.
So we get some Kisame backstory because that was something no one gave a fuck about. Oh Kisame killed his companions, what did you think we expected him to be compassionate? HES A FUCKING LANDSHARK. I did enjoy though seeing some Gai, some emotional moments, he died as he lived << a ninja to the last << i will remember you for the rest of my life << WATCH OUT!! ANOTHER SHARK!!!!
seriously i just put my head down and laughed ITS A FUCKING SHARK!!!
All right, so then we're back to the zombie plot back or whatever, nobody cares because ~*~DEIDARA IS BACK~*~* But who is calling him Deidara-nii........ who the fuck is this bitch..... Is that me? No apparently it is the oldman kage's granddaughter. I'm not sure who told Kishimoto he needed MORE characters (probably Kubotite), but this doesn't make me more interested in the series!! If anything- MORE ninja make me sleepy
Not sure what's happening, everyone wore frog-suits for this flashback, naruto conduction and ecological study, I'm not drunk enough for any of this
All right let me get this whole zombie thing straight-- Kabuto reanimated some former kage, the former beasts' hosts who died and all the defeated Akatsuki members. And also...... other various ninja WHOA HOLD ON A FUCKIN SECOND!! these other ppl are like ASUMA, Kimimaro, Zabuza, HAKU!?, Kimimaro, old lady sand, NEJI'S DAD?? WHAT THE FUCK. I was with you for the zombie thing when it meant more Deidara backstory but seriously. NEJI'S DAD? you brought back NEJI'S DAD?? Why not that coughing guy from the chuunin exam? Or YASHAMARU. seriously you brought all these fuckers back and not a single uchiha? #weak
Gaara's speech moves all the ninja << your new headbands look gay
WHAT THE FUCK SAI'S BROTHER IS BACK?! No, I was hoping... his brother was like, Suigetsu. what the fuck man. Sai's brother isn't Suigetsu and Tobi isn't Obito? What's the fucking point. Although now I understand Deidara came back not just to make more art riffs with Sasori (tho thats appreciated), but also to compare art with Sai! Artist vs artist. Although it was a short battle because Sai's words of love and Kankuro's words of.. being an asshole let Sasori and Sai's brother rest in peace. Their strong emotions affected everyone................except Deidara who just doesn't give a fuck. Seriously, did Kankuro just TALK Sasori out of kicking their ass?? I like Kankuro and all but Sasori would've wiped the floor with him while arguing that Superflat is lame.
How zabuza lost his street cred:
KAKASHI: You're wrong Haku. Zabuza didn't view you as a tool.
[ FLASHBACK TO FACE-TOUCHING ]
HAKU: aww zabuza
ZABUZA: KAKASHI SHUT THE FUCK UP
Look, I'm not gonna lie- I'm excited to get all these fuckers back. Neji's gonna fight his dad, Shikamaru's gonna fight Asuma ( :( ), Kimimaro is gonna fight Gaara who will get saved by Lee (it's continuity, bitch). I MEAN! ALL OF IT. I'm very excited for zombie fight times. Maybe I'm just excited to see anyone at this point that isn't a new person I'm apparently supposed to give a fuck about.
And then at the very end we see SUIGETSU LIVES and Juugo. Also the both don't know what happened to Sasuke or Karin? Dude wasn't that TWO years ago, these guys are worse informed with the latest goingson in the ninja world than I am. And I can't recognize anyone now that we're all wearing the same headbands.
The last entry was my 500th post.