you have poisoned my friendship with both your children

[derogatory]

All the cool kids are doing them. Yes, you are on here, everyone is on here.

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i might do this? i feel like my LJ has succesfully become emo

[beardo]

I used to be really paranoid in these memes, until I realized most of my LJ friends did paranoia memes without those friends from two years ago that are still lying around in their flist. So I was gonna go and read this for sheer indulging myself in reading what someone has to bitch about people I don't know. I was like "Jackie is awesome, so hers is probably going to be all 'I love you baby, but your hair must go'".

So I came here and started reading and I saw one and thought, "is this... me?" but there was one little data that I wouldn't get if it was me so I thought it wasn't. Then it happened again but I was like OKAY, THIS IS IT. And awwwwww dude, you are so overthinking it! At first I thought you knew I was just kidding and I loved you anyways, but one time we had like this talk where you told me it wasn't cool. So I literally stopped doing it, and sometimes I didn't know what to say instead! That's how lame I was.

So basically, don't worry dude. I don't do that anymore, like at all. I hate having to tip toe around my words in comments so i can succesfully sound cool + use words that can't be taken as passive aggressive just to be sure.

And dude wtf, I'm not sure about this but I don't care about tans.

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[beardo]

Boy would I feel lame if I was wrong about which was me.

[derogatory]

fjhkdsf you are not lame. I'm just an overthinking and ahh ahh ahh crazy about you!!! You are always cool and I dont think I could ever think of you as passive aggressive. tbh this is really an old confession cause I havent got this feeling from you a lot lately, you know? I'm usually just thrilled to see you again.