important to note; maya wore a "world's greatest dad" apron

[derogatory]

HEROES FINALE--- DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH SEASON 2. SPOILER!!! IT ENDS THE SAME WAY AS SEASON ONE

POP POP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Comments

[furious]

OH GOD. DALLAS. OH GOD.

I still think this Adam spinoff is genius. Every episode can end with Adam angrily shaking his fist and yelling at the sky, "Curse you Hiroooooooooooooooooo!"

[derogatory]

fds EXACTLY

ando: hey. hiro. I think there's more into this whole 'kensei hates you thing'.. like, more subtext.
hiro: i should've never written you those letters.

[furious]

Ando secretly ships Kensei/Hiro and writes fanfiction about them.

[derogatory]

fjhkdsf IT'S NOT FAIR OKAY! HIRO'S GOTTEN TWO GIRLS AND ANDO HASN'T EVEN GOT ONE!!! IT GOES AGAINST NATURE

[furious]

DON'T WORRY, ANDO. SOME DAY YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CHANCE FOR EPIC PUSSY AND IT WILL BE FANTASTIC AND HOPEFULLY WITH HIRO'S SISTER SO WE CAN ALL GET A GOOD LOL OUT OF IT.

[derogatory]

UNTIL THEN ANDO'S SUPER POWER IS BEING SUPER CELIBATE

[furious]

ANDO GETS SUPER CELIBACY POWERS WHILE MOHINDER GETS THE SUPER SEXY POWERS.

I CALL FOUL.

here's to hoping you're being sarcastic

[arisato]

I still think this Adam spinoff is genius.

there's a what.

nono

[derogatory]

no like. I wish Hiro had hidden Adam in time, like. Sent him back to dinosaurs. "SURVIVE THIS ASS HOLE" fjhkds or just like back in feudal japan! fjds bc you know adam would be like "DAMN YOU CARP GOD I WILL FUCK UP HISTORY SO BAD YOU WILL NOT RECOGNIZE IT!!" and it becomes a spinoff show

EPISODE ONE; KENSEI IN AMERICA

[derogatory]

kensei: well, i don't know who this lincoln chap is, but i bet saving his life can't be good!
lincoln: why! you saved me!
kensei: ah- er. adam monroe pardner. just.. doing mah american duty.. in america.
lincoln: well, mr monroe. I am truly indebted to you. You really are a true her- *falls off the theatre balcony* *dies*
kensei: SON OF A WHORE!!!!