lj has not let me post for five days- let's see if this works

[derogatory]

kabuto: Naruto.......... you inspired me....
naruto:
kabuto: TO MORPH INTO OROCHIMARU
yamato: great going naruto. your jesus powers inspired this bullshit.
naruto: wait
naruto: aren't you the guy from the chuunin exams?
naruto: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE KABUTO-SEMPAI

What the hell kind of chapter is this. I saw no suigetsu or juice boxes.
Only one talking dog. Waste of a week. I think i was too excited about the
Tobi thing to notice anything else at first. Like blah blah blah Kabuto--
holy shit tobi knows itachi. He called him Itachi-san!! He MUST BE IN THE
UCHIHA CLAN.

and then i realized

of course he does

Itachi is in akatsuki

Great. And I still don't understand what the fuck Deidara is doing there. Is
he there to get revenge on Orochimaru or Kakashi? Or Itachi? OR SASUKE? what
the hell deidara. Did everybody rape you? I thought 4chan was kidding. AT
LEAST NOW WE KNOW KAKASHI IS SO GONNA SHOW UP FOR THIS FIGHT AND I CAN
FINALLY DECIDE WHICH IS COOLER-- Sasuke getting mind fucked by a reunion
with Kakashi OR Kakashi getting mind fucked by a reunion with Obito. IT'S
LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY. but with Hinata.