My AIM bot virginity is gone.

[dermanus]

I tried chatting to a bot for the first time today. It didn't go well.

CharleyValentine: My hovercraft is full of eels.
DexterBot: This is Dexter, brought to you by Showtime. To read the privacy policy, click here.

Hey, this is Dexter. Can you chat?
CharleyValentine: No.
DexterBot: No? I want to play, I really do...
CharleyValentine: Play with yourself.
DexterBot: Some say that I have a morbid sense of fun
CharleyValentine: Morbid? Wanna poke a corpse?
DexterBot: Well, I have some unusual habits...
CharleyValentine: Like corpse poking?
DexterBot: Let's just say that I'm a very neat and generally likable monster.
CharleyValentine: So you stop poking when it gushes?
DexterBot: Maybe... What do you think?
CharleyValentine: I think corpse poking is pretty weird.
DexterBot: You think corpse poking is pretty weird? No way. I don't think corpse poking is pretty weird...
CharleyValentine: What do you think it is?
DexterBot: What is what?
CharleyValentine: Corpse poking.
DexterBot: What's corpse poking?
CharleyValentine: Poking a corpse.
DexterBot: Poking a corpse?
CharleyValentine: Yes.
DexterBot: Very interesting...
CharleyValentine: Is it?
DexterBot: Yes it is.
CharleyValentine: You sure?
DexterBot: I don't know. Are you sure?
CharleyValentine: That's a very deep question.
DexterBot: Oh yeah?
CharleyValentine: No.
DexterBot: It's not a very deep question? I can't believe it's not a very deep question.
CharleyValentine: I can't believe it's not butter.
DexterBot: Oh?
CharleyValentine: Oh.
DexterBot: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
CharleyValentine: Oh oh baby.
DexterBot: Baby.
CharleyValentine: No thank you, I'm full.
DexterBot: Interesting!