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Jul 22, 2005 22:53

Hm.

Apparently, I have great psychic potential. My clinical instructor told me so. She said I should try to develop it, and that if I went to any other psychic, they'd tell me the same thing. That I have psychic potential.

So I told her my grandmother has a friend who's an elf. Like, an old man mystical being type. Duende, I think.
And then she proceeded to read my palm, where she then told me I would suffer a heart attack at around 40-50 but survive. And that I should choose who I marry because I'll have marriage problems, have affairs with two women, and have three children. She didn't indicate whether these three children would be from the same woman.

And then she asked if I was at all inclined to politics because I was going to get a political position. Well, maybe I'll be a congressman. That'd be cool. If I become a politician, I think I'll still go with my plan if I had become pope (which isn't at all unpolitical) and form a rock band. I'd be the cool congressman. :D

Shibby, well I guess I have 20 years or so till heart attack day. Hm, and a preexisting heart condition too, tsk tsk. I think this means I'll probably pass the board exams, and become a really good nurse.

Why? Because I'd likely have the heart attack in the hospital and that'd be why I'd survive. w00t.

And then after surviving, I'd probably go into politics to advocate Health issues, especially Cardiovascular Disease. :D

I guess I always thought I might be psychic. Hm.
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