Illegal things I (or the people I was with) did this weekend
Brought store bought beer into a restaurant.
Stole a popular theme park ride.
Took said theme park ride to the lake, and rode on it while having unallowed alcoholic beverages.
Drove someone else's car without a license.
Stayed in the hot tub after 10 pm!
Didn't wear appropriate swimming attire in the hot tub.
Parked for prolonged periods of time in numerous fire zones.
Raced a sports car through a busy intersection.
Stole some lawn furniture from UTA.
Used a blow torch in an unauthorized area.
Played music too loud.