"Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me."
My second picspam for jjverse (It's the last one for that comm too XD)
Okay, we're going to start off with this UST-laden wearing-of-the-necklace-with-C4 scene. EYESEX. The spyrents have lots of those.
Basically, they need Irina's help with retrieving 6 nuclear warheads from a mercenary group in Pakistan. Sydney managed to convince Irina to help and Jack tagged along because he's not going to trust Irina with six nuclear warheads with only Sydney watching over her.
Lol, Irina. That necklace is so fashionable.
Oh, look, they spyfam's powerwalking. I love how they're all walking the same way. And that Sydney's in the middle of this whole powerstrutting. It's a metaphor, you see. Of a child in the middle of an ugly divorce with guns, knives and c4 or whatever.
I LOVE THIS SCENE SO MUCH, I'VE MEMORIZED IT. Metaphor, yes, but look at Jack's embarrassed face and compare it with Irina's "I see the Derevko in you, my daughter". Haha! Winner!
Irina: Agent Vaughn has trouble sleeping, when you are in the field.
Sydney: I doubt he told you that.
Irina: He did not have to I could see it in his eyes and I see it yours.
Sydney: Agent Vaughn is my colleague.
Irina: You are so willing to take risks for your country. Why aren't you willing to do the same for your own happiness?
Jack: I hardly think you've earned the right to give anyone relationship advice.
Irina: Jack, Sydney is smart and she is strong but she's not happy.
Sydney: Okay I-
Jack: After a twenty year absence you've gleaned that from the half hour you've spent in her presence.
Irina: I knew it the moment I saw her. I'm her mother.
Jack: Your motherhood is a biological fact with no substance of value in Sydney's life.
Sydney: Hey! *the two look at her* Stop baiting him! Stop being such an easy target! We're going to be traveling together for two days you can't jump down her throat every time she opens her mouth
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jack, why do you have a centipede on your mouth?
Oh, Sydney.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sad to say, yellow hair doesn't suit you, Irina.
The Godsons: BEST. ALIAS. EVARRR
Sydney trying her best to embody a spoiled valley girl.
Serious lulz, guys. Serious lulz.
So, everything's going smoothly until the Indian guy from immigration compliments Mrs. Godson's necklace. Notice the Bristow Glare of Death in the fourth picture.
"What a lovely C4-laced necklace you are wearing ma'am."
"Oh, it's an anniversary gift from my husband. It's a long-delayed gift. He wanted to give this to me ever since he discovered I was KGB and spied on him."
Then, Irina proves that she's predictably unpredictable by kissing Jack. Gotta love Jack and Sydney's reactions (also Irina's reaction reminds me of a cheerleader's "YAY, GO TEAM!"). And lol at random extra beside Sydney. He's as shocked as she is.
Why is Irina giddy?
omg, I'm alone with my "ex-wife" (putting inside quotation marks because as revealed in 2x11 they are still, technically, married) who I haven't seen in 20 years! Jack tries not to remember the last time they were on a train together (because these two during the happier times = sexy time all the time)
That's what happens when you turn away for a second Jack. You're caught unawares.
While her parents are having some awkward sexy times, Sydney looks for their gear they've packed for their vacation.
More bickering about the point of no return and who jumps out first. Irina says that she was going to volunteer to jump first but might be accused of escaping. Jack says they'll jump together and Sydney will follow. Irina argues that its dangerous; that their chutes will get tangled and they will DIE.
Sydney shuts them both up by jumping out first.
And then, Jack pushes Irina off the train. THERE IS A REASON WHY I LOVE THESE TWO. This is just one of them.
Sydney receives some admonishing from Jack. Sydney's all, "uh-huh."
They meet their contact. But the people they're looking for, the People's Revolutionary Front, ambushes them. OH NOES.
OMGZ THEY'RE CAUGHT. AND THEIR CONTACT'S BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD! WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW?!
Remember the C4 necklace? Triggered by either breaking the circuit (taking it off) or if Jack detonates it through the remote control in his watch. That's what happened. And it was epic.
Do not mess with the Bristows' family vacation. It will not end well. And yeah, they have trust issues. But when it comes to killing people together... well, just look at the last picture. You don't want to be the PRF.
And they powerwalk their way out of that mess with U2 in the background.
Caps are mine, I'd appreciate it if you don't go making icons or whatever off the edited caps. This episode is just so... dark and yellow.
Okay, we're going to start off with this UST-laden wearing-of-the-necklace-with-C4 scene. EYESEX. The spyrents have lots of those.
Basically, they need Irina's help with retrieving 6 nuclear warheads from a mercenary group in Pakistan. Sydney managed to convince Irina to help and Jack tagged along because he's not going to trust Irina with six nuclear warheads with only Sydney watching over her.
Lol, Irina. That necklace is so fashionable.
Oh, look, they spyfam's powerwalking. I love how they're all walking the same way. And that Sydney's in the middle of this whole powerstrutting. It's a metaphor, you see. Of a child in the middle of an ugly divorce with guns, knives and c4 or whatever.
I LOVE THIS SCENE SO MUCH, I'VE MEMORIZED IT. Metaphor, yes, but look at Jack's embarrassed face and compare it with Irina's "I see the Derevko in you, my daughter". Haha! Winner!
Irina: Agent Vaughn has trouble sleeping, when you are in the field.
Sydney: I doubt he told you that.
Irina: He did not have to I could see it in his eyes and I see it yours.
Sydney: Agent Vaughn is my colleague.
Irina: You are so willing to take risks for your country. Why aren't you willing to do the same for your own happiness?
Jack: I hardly think you've earned the right to give anyone relationship advice.
Irina: Jack, Sydney is smart and she is strong but she's not happy.
Sydney: Okay I-
Jack: After a twenty year absence you've gleaned that from the half hour you've spent in her presence.
Irina: I knew it the moment I saw her. I'm her mother.
Jack: Your motherhood is a biological fact with no substance of value in Sydney's life.
Sydney: Hey! *the two look at her* Stop baiting him! Stop being such an easy target! We're going to be traveling together for two days you can't jump down her throat every time she opens her mouth
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jack, why do you have a centipede on your mouth?
Oh, Sydney.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sad to say, yellow hair doesn't suit you, Irina.
The Godsons: BEST. ALIAS. EVARRR
Sydney trying her best to embody a spoiled valley girl.
Serious lulz, guys. Serious lulz.
So, everything's going smoothly until the Indian guy from immigration compliments Mrs. Godson's necklace. Notice the Bristow Glare of Death in the fourth picture.
"What a lovely C4-laced necklace you are wearing ma'am."
"Oh, it's an anniversary gift from my husband. It's a long-delayed gift. He wanted to give this to me ever since he discovered I was KGB and spied on him."
Then, Irina proves that she's predictably unpredictable by kissing Jack. Gotta love Jack and Sydney's reactions (also Irina's reaction reminds me of a cheerleader's "YAY, GO TEAM!"). And lol at random extra beside Sydney. He's as shocked as she is.
Why is Irina giddy?
omg, I'm alone with my "ex-wife" (putting inside quotation marks because as revealed in 2x11 they are still, technically, married) who I haven't seen in 20 years! Jack tries not to remember the last time they were on a train together (because these two during the happier times = sexy time all the time)
That's what happens when you turn away for a second Jack. You're caught unawares.
While her parents are having some awkward sexy times, Sydney looks for their gear they've packed for their vacation.
More bickering about the point of no return and who jumps out first. Irina says that she was going to volunteer to jump first but might be accused of escaping. Jack says they'll jump together and Sydney will follow. Irina argues that its dangerous; that their chutes will get tangled and they will DIE.
Sydney shuts them both up by jumping out first.
And then, Jack pushes Irina off the train. THERE IS A REASON WHY I LOVE THESE TWO. This is just one of them.
Sydney receives some admonishing from Jack. Sydney's all, "uh-huh."
They meet their contact. But the people they're looking for, the People's Revolutionary Front, ambushes them. OH NOES.
OMGZ THEY'RE CAUGHT. AND THEIR CONTACT'S BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD! WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW?!
Remember the C4 necklace? Triggered by either breaking the circuit (taking it off) or if Jack detonates it through the remote control in his watch. That's what happened. And it was epic.
Do not mess with the Bristows' family vacation. It will not end well. And yeah, they have trust issues. But when it comes to killing people together... well, just look at the last picture. You don't want to be the PRF.
And they powerwalk their way out of that mess with U2 in the background.
Caps are mine, I'd appreciate it if you don't go making icons or whatever off the edited caps. This episode is just so... dark and yellow.