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What Hippies are good for:
# Parking your car on them.
# Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.
# Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)
# Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.
# Target practice.
# Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?)
# Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down).
# Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style).
# Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies.
# Hippies are always good for kicking.
# Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)
# Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything).
# Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.
# Hippies will do free work to clean up the world (those suckers love earth).
# Hippies are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.
# Hippies are perfect for running over (always sleeping on park benches and sidewalks).
Do you have a use for a hippy that I haven't thought of? If so, mail me:
# Parking your car on them.
# Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.
# Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)
# Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.
# Target practice.
# Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?)
# Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down).
# Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style).
# Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies.
# Hippies are always good for kicking.
# Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)
# Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything).
# Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.
# Hippies will do free work to clean up the world (those suckers love earth).
# Hippies are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.
# Hippies are perfect for running over (always sleeping on park benches and sidewalks).
Do you have a use for a hippy that I haven't thought of? If so, mail me: