Oct 03, 2005 00:52
we need a new roommate. who will it be?
prerequisites:
you don't mind the frequent company of mike.
you can handle a few jokes here or there.
your feelings are not easily hurt.
you prefer the term nigger over its more "politically correct" counterpart african-american.
you find ted koppel informative and witty.
you're capable of growing a full beard and mustache
(beard not required for females.)
you aren't straight edge, but you enjoy getting straight edge tattoos.
christians and jews need not apply.
housing includes a steady diet of virtua tennis and curb your enthusiasm.