Ode to my old bed
As I began shopping for a new bed I began to miss my old one.
Now in the good hands of Mr. Ben Barra, that bed saw quite good times. From 5 person clothed orgies to becoming my best friend for a month long session on my back with a broken collarbone. It treated me well and was surprisingly comfortable for its age. The first few years I had it up in Mt. P, it was nicely mounted on a metal frame. In a heated 5 person cuddle orgy the frame gave way causing a V-shaped break in the wooden box springs. I learned a few things from these sexually tense encounters. 1) A good way to help your residents think they have a cool RA is to let them walk in and find him among 3 girls and 2 guys in a queen size bed. 2) Kim Clark has the softest skin on the face of the Earth and Jen Kinsland likes it when you play with her ears. 3) Cuddling your male roomate is a great way to bond.
The sheer number of people that have enjoyed the comfort of that bed is unimaginable. (if you have trouble imagining numbers in the 20's). Gems of humanity such as Adam Osman, Dave Armstrong, Ryan Phillips, Brandon Wulf, Joe Doane, Ben Barra, a gang of horny stuffed animals, John Bosma, and countless others have enjoyed the firm support of those fine matri. (yes, I'm only listing the men =P)
As previously mentioned, I spent a good deal of time.. on my back.. in that bed with a broken collarbone. During that time two wonderful people shared with me the comfort of an unparraled night sleep in the ol' bed. Brandon Wulf and Courtney Cross were kind enough to reach down and pull the covers over me on those cold winter nights when I couldn't down past my waist... or maybe slightly lower... I owe them much and, Brandon and Court, if you ever need my assistance in a similar fashion, I'll be on a plane the next day.
Fighting back the tears I helped load The Bed into a van that drove it away to it's new home, the rooms of Ben Barra. I knew Ben would treat it right, and he instantly proved me right with the purchase of very expensive (and sexy red colored) Egyptian Cotton Sheets. Treat her good Ben, and NEVER forget where it's been. =P
So here's to you, mighty Bed. Thanks for all the memories and treating me so good.
and finally... thanks bed for never attacking people.... like this:
Now in the good hands of Mr. Ben Barra, that bed saw quite good times. From 5 person clothed orgies to becoming my best friend for a month long session on my back with a broken collarbone. It treated me well and was surprisingly comfortable for its age. The first few years I had it up in Mt. P, it was nicely mounted on a metal frame. In a heated 5 person cuddle orgy the frame gave way causing a V-shaped break in the wooden box springs. I learned a few things from these sexually tense encounters. 1) A good way to help your residents think they have a cool RA is to let them walk in and find him among 3 girls and 2 guys in a queen size bed. 2) Kim Clark has the softest skin on the face of the Earth and Jen Kinsland likes it when you play with her ears. 3) Cuddling your male roomate is a great way to bond.
The sheer number of people that have enjoyed the comfort of that bed is unimaginable. (if you have trouble imagining numbers in the 20's). Gems of humanity such as Adam Osman, Dave Armstrong, Ryan Phillips, Brandon Wulf, Joe Doane, Ben Barra, a gang of horny stuffed animals, John Bosma, and countless others have enjoyed the firm support of those fine matri. (yes, I'm only listing the men =P)
As previously mentioned, I spent a good deal of time.. on my back.. in that bed with a broken collarbone. During that time two wonderful people shared with me the comfort of an unparraled night sleep in the ol' bed. Brandon Wulf and Courtney Cross were kind enough to reach down and pull the covers over me on those cold winter nights when I couldn't down past my waist... or maybe slightly lower... I owe them much and, Brandon and Court, if you ever need my assistance in a similar fashion, I'll be on a plane the next day.
Fighting back the tears I helped load The Bed into a van that drove it away to it's new home, the rooms of Ben Barra. I knew Ben would treat it right, and he instantly proved me right with the purchase of very expensive (and sexy red colored) Egyptian Cotton Sheets. Treat her good Ben, and NEVER forget where it's been. =P
So here's to you, mighty Bed. Thanks for all the memories and treating me so good.
and finally... thanks bed for never attacking people.... like this: