1st post is the best.

[derekisignorant]

King of Kaiju (1:30:56 AM): BEANS
King of Kaiju (1:30:59 AM): HAHAHA
King of Kaiju (1:31:01 AM): you're so gay
Conflict4922 (1:34:49 AM): what?
Conflict4922 (1:34:53 AM): no im really not
King of Kaiju (1:34:58 AM): You're not?
Conflict4922 (1:35:03 AM): you r
King of Kaiju (1:35:03 AM): I guess I'm just ignorant then
Conflict4922 (1:35:07 AM): gay gay gay gay
King of Kaiju (1:35:12 AM): OH I'M SO IGNORANT
Conflict4922 (1:35:17 AM): what yea you are
King of Kaiju (1:35:21 AM): Tell me ignorant I am
Conflict4922 (1:35:24 AM): how am i so gay
King of Kaiju (1:35:26 AM): It's the only way I can get off
King of Kaiju (1:35:32 AM): Come on baby
Conflict4922 (1:35:39 AM): ahhhh
King of Kaiju (1:35:43 AM): INSULT ME THE WRONG WAY
Conflict4922 (1:35:47 AM): no ok im gonna stop
Conflict4922 (1:35:56 AM): i dont' want that ahhh ur sick
King of Kaiju (1:36:03 AM): you're just afraid
Conflict4922 (1:36:05 AM): and don't post this like sherwin did
Conflict4922 (1:36:18 AM): no im not gay like you and your brother
King of Kaiju (1:36:21 AM): I would never, ever, think of that
King of Kaiju (1:36:31 AM): Why would I do such a thing?

Man, I am so ignorant.