Punishments

[derekho]

Every Summer, the R.A.s punish the children for swearing. They should not swear, and we do not condone the act of acting like a bitch.

So, we make them write haikus. For those of you unfamiliar, they're simple little three-liners with the first line being five syllables, second seven, and third five.

Here we go:

I enjoy living
It is great not to be dead
I have a grand life

Flowers are pretty
I like to smell the flowers
They make me happy

- Erik Manatt

Another one:

Trees are very green,
Sway gently in the gail winds,
Tress will help me breathe.

- Kate Waters

From a long time ago from another Cy-Tagger:

Help me, please tell me
How to be a good person
Follow, sheep, follow

- Kunyu Ching

Here's a series because this one cussed a lot:

Cy-Tag is full of
very crazy RAs who
like to torture us.

Derek, my own guide,
tends to hate children like me
because I enjoy swearing.

He does, though, adore
me; for I am a brown child
Asians stick together!

This RA of mine
is a pimp of the first order.
He has style and class.

By = Sukriti Nayar (only the worst brown kid you've ever met)