I've done it!
I have finally decided what my best body part is! Now on all those survey's that ask "What's your best physical feature?" I can finally reply. What is this magnificent body part you ask? My big toes. After close inspection and much debate, I have decided they are phenomenal. Now, the right big toe lacks the same panache' and charm of the other, but all in all, both are splendid specimens of what the ideal big toe(s) should be. Rugged and handsome, my big toes are quite simply perfect. Now, I know that my endless legion of fans and admirers are clamoring for photos of these monuments to perfection in phalangic design, but I lack the proper tools to do these beauties justice. Perhaps one day I will have the means to spread the magnificence that is my big toe(s), but not today.
Well all you people out there in my little cyber dreamland, you take care. And if you need anything, I mean anything at all in the next 10 hours, please, don't hesitate, feel free to ask someone else.
Love,
Derek, Slacker Extraordinaire.
Well all you people out there in my little cyber dreamland, you take care. And if you need anything, I mean anything at all in the next 10 hours, please, don't hesitate, feel free to ask someone else.
Love,
Derek, Slacker Extraordinaire.