falling apart
Ok, so yesterday I grabbed my flat iron off the floor while it was on, only my index finger went directly onto the plate instead of the handle and I seriously burned off all my fingerprints. Might be helpful if I ever run into trouble with the law...but it hurt a lot. Then today I went to go turn on the shower and I somehow got a rusty piece of metal from our shower holder thing shoved underneath my thumb nail. I almost bled to death. So I now have three good fingers left on my right hang and I'm hoping I can keep them. Uh, I also accidentally poured everclear down our stove burner last night, so I'm hoping our house doesn't catch on fire/explode.
I'm a huge senior poll most accident prone
I'm a huge senior poll most accident prone