Пт, 20:35: keep reading tweets i want to reply to but they're from like tuesday afternoon and i don't want to look like an idiot.
Пт, 20:36: i feel like 95% of the time if you reply to a tweet more than maybe 12 hrs old, the other person has no fucking idea what you're replying to
Пт, 20:42: RT @ WGladstone: Sorry for the autocorrect errors // If you were that sorry you'd delete the tweets and type that shit right on purpose.
Пт, 20:57: RT @ lunchyprices: I guess you gotta be some kind of master chef to make rice-a-roni without it being crunchy.
Сб, 05:16: did a passable Chris Rock impression in a dream a couple hours ago.
Сб, 06:13: in other dream news, i had another one of those dreams where i was aimlessly screaming, lashing out and frustrated with my life. not a joke.