Bitches and Bastards!
F**king bitch!!
My stupid maid ran away from home!! She was still okay the day before, though she looked kinda run down.
When my family came back from breakfast this morning, we realized that she's gone!! She took all her clothes and her Ang Pow money! What a damn asshole bitch she is!! Our family treated her so nice! Tell me, how many maids in this world got to eat sharkfins and abalone! On top of that, she's f***ing lazy, never do her work properly, but eat like a pig!
Sigh, from today onwards, i'll have to do these chores myself:
- Iron my own clothes!! (Arrgghh!!! Nightmare!! I hate to iron clothes and i'm terrible at it!!)
- Wash the toilet in my room
- Fold my own clothes
- Sweep and mop my room
Fine! I'm very independent!! Not that i can't do my stuff without the maid.
Besides, i think i can do better than her!
F**king bastards!!
Arrggh!! I'm damn pissed off!! I can't control my anger anymore!! Went to catch Last Samurai with my brother today. The cinema hall was quite packed and we only managed to get the 2nd row from the screen. There were so many Ah Bengs and Ah Lians in the cinema...who i assumed, they can't understand English at all!! Five minutes into the show, there was this fucking Ah Beng and his friends, who was sitting behind me, put his fucking legs over the seat behind my shoulder!! Helllooooo!! This is a modern cinema!! And indeed not your fucking house!! I couldn't stand it and asked him (politely) to put down his legs.
Later, precisely 20 seconds later, he kept shaking his legs and it was vibrating my seat!! Damn irritating!! I ignored him as i tried very hard to concentrate on the movie. Guess what, the fucking Ah Beng was laughing at every single scenes in the movie!! And it was not FUNNY at all!!! Not only you simply hate him laughing, but you hate the way he laughs!!! He was giggling fucking loud like a psycho!! I am very sure that idiot don't even understand what he's watching! I even overheard him asking his friend who is "THAT GUY"....he is referring to Tom Cruise!!! He actually doesn't know who the hell is Tom Cruise??!!! What the fuck is he coming into the cinema for!!
Enough about him. His laughs almost made me commited suicide inside the cinema hall by choking myself with the popcorns. Then, there was ANOTHER guy, a real Ah Beng as well, who sat on the 5th row from the screen, he was talking on his phone damn fucking loud!! I hate people using handphone in the cinema!! Can they be a little considerate!! This is NOT their house!! If they want to talk, get their ass out of the cinema hall!! His phone kept ringing for - I counted exactly 6 times!!!!!!! Believe me, the ringing was really really loud, ....and that fucking bastard was using the Carlsberg ad ringing tone!! You know how irritating it is?!?!!! The worst thing, he was talking SO LOUD!! You can actually hear every single little thing that he talked!! Can you imagine that, he was actually negotiating business with his client, talking fucking loud, in the cinema!!! Everyone in the cinema got irritated with him and some actually asked him to shut up. But that asshole still talking through the phone and receiving calls. Me, on the other hand, really wish i can walk over to him and stuff the entire handphone into his fucking mouth!! Suddenly, the psycho Ah Beng which i mentioned earlier, scolded him in a very harsh manner (as if he himself is very civilized lar) and asked him to shut up. The guy on the phone later called his friends (or "mah chais") and asked them wait for him outside the cinema as "someone is looking for trouble". Wow!! I was so excited!! Can't wait to see the 2 Ah Bengs punching and kicking each other's asses. After the commotion, the cinema hall was (FINALLY) quiet....everyone was concentrating on the show. Nonetheless, my mood was badly effected by them, so i don't really enjoyed the movie. Sigh...Curse those bastards!!
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My stupid maid ran away from home!! She was still okay the day before, though she looked kinda run down.
When my family came back from breakfast this morning, we realized that she's gone!! She took all her clothes and her Ang Pow money! What a damn asshole bitch she is!! Our family treated her so nice! Tell me, how many maids in this world got to eat sharkfins and abalone! On top of that, she's f***ing lazy, never do her work properly, but eat like a pig!
Sigh, from today onwards, i'll have to do these chores myself:
- Iron my own clothes!! (Arrgghh!!! Nightmare!! I hate to iron clothes and i'm terrible at it!!)
- Wash the toilet in my room
- Fold my own clothes
- Sweep and mop my room
Fine! I'm very independent!! Not that i can't do my stuff without the maid.
Besides, i think i can do better than her!
F**king bastards!!
Arrggh!! I'm damn pissed off!! I can't control my anger anymore!! Went to catch Last Samurai with my brother today. The cinema hall was quite packed and we only managed to get the 2nd row from the screen. There were so many Ah Bengs and Ah Lians in the cinema...who i assumed, they can't understand English at all!! Five minutes into the show, there was this fucking Ah Beng and his friends, who was sitting behind me, put his fucking legs over the seat behind my shoulder!! Helllooooo!! This is a modern cinema!! And indeed not your fucking house!! I couldn't stand it and asked him (politely) to put down his legs.
Later, precisely 20 seconds later, he kept shaking his legs and it was vibrating my seat!! Damn irritating!! I ignored him as i tried very hard to concentrate on the movie. Guess what, the fucking Ah Beng was laughing at every single scenes in the movie!! And it was not FUNNY at all!!! Not only you simply hate him laughing, but you hate the way he laughs!!! He was giggling fucking loud like a psycho!! I am very sure that idiot don't even understand what he's watching! I even overheard him asking his friend who is "THAT GUY"....he is referring to Tom Cruise!!! He actually doesn't know who the hell is Tom Cruise??!!! What the fuck is he coming into the cinema for!!
Enough about him. His laughs almost made me commited suicide inside the cinema hall by choking myself with the popcorns. Then, there was ANOTHER guy, a real Ah Beng as well, who sat on the 5th row from the screen, he was talking on his phone damn fucking loud!! I hate people using handphone in the cinema!! Can they be a little considerate!! This is NOT their house!! If they want to talk, get their ass out of the cinema hall!! His phone kept ringing for - I counted exactly 6 times!!!!!!! Believe me, the ringing was really really loud, ....and that fucking bastard was using the Carlsberg ad ringing tone!! You know how irritating it is?!?!!! The worst thing, he was talking SO LOUD!! You can actually hear every single little thing that he talked!! Can you imagine that, he was actually negotiating business with his client, talking fucking loud, in the cinema!!! Everyone in the cinema got irritated with him and some actually asked him to shut up. But that asshole still talking through the phone and receiving calls. Me, on the other hand, really wish i can walk over to him and stuff the entire handphone into his fucking mouth!! Suddenly, the psycho Ah Beng which i mentioned earlier, scolded him in a very harsh manner (as if he himself is very civilized lar) and asked him to shut up. The guy on the phone later called his friends (or "mah chais") and asked them wait for him outside the cinema as "someone is looking for trouble". Wow!! I was so excited!! Can't wait to see the 2 Ah Bengs punching and kicking each other's asses. After the commotion, the cinema hall was (FINALLY) quiet....everyone was concentrating on the show. Nonetheless, my mood was badly effected by them, so i don't really enjoyed the movie. Sigh...Curse those bastards!!
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