Compliments of Ali. :)
Top 15 reasons to date a baton twirler:
15. We handle pain well
14. We like to be pushed to the extreme
13. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
12. We could go for hours and hours
11. We work hard for what we want
10. We know many different positions
9. We like to challenge ourselves
8. We are always twirling different things
7. Harder tricks are our specialty
6. We always have a smile on our face
5. We are ok with bruises on our knees, and are in fact used to them
4. ONE word...Flexibility
3. Practice makes Perfect
2. We look good while doing it
1. We perform well under pressure and in crowds
Ok, so I thought it was cute. haha.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I helped turcethman see the light (8 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I helped twirler130 hide a body (-173 points). In April I bought porn for musicangel13 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-250 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
derangedtwirler
15. We handle pain well
14. We like to be pushed to the extreme
13. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
12. We could go for hours and hours
11. We work hard for what we want
10. We know many different positions
9. We like to challenge ourselves
8. We are always twirling different things
7. Harder tricks are our specialty
6. We always have a smile on our face
5. We are ok with bruises on our knees, and are in fact used to them
4. ONE word...Flexibility
3. Practice makes Perfect
2. We look good while doing it
1. We perform well under pressure and in crowds
Ok, so I thought it was cute. haha.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I helped turcethman see the light (8 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I helped twirler130 hide a body (-173 points). In April I bought porn for musicangel13 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-250 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
derangedtwirler