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[derangedkitten1]

So today was the first time I was out of my house since sunday, it was nice. I went to the mall with Illene, Will, and Erika. Will bought me a cookie!! While there we bumped into Sarah, Liz, and Collene...then later Kerri, and Kelly. So me, Illene, Erika, Kerri, and Kelly all went up to that Gertrude Hawalk chocolate store, and Kerri was commenting

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[anonymous]

well, i was going into graphic detail with the chocolate...i'll be the cop, and you be the assailent, and maybe i have to frisk you and beat you with my nightstick and--hi john! (my favorite rent a cop walked up behind me, kelly was standing behind me saying "ahhh, kerri, kerri!" so as i was buying fudge, kelly was playing with a packet of ketchup, and all of a sudden squirted it on him. kelly starts stumbling backwards "i'm sorry, i didn't mean to-" then ran full tilt out of the store, cracking up. john looks at me, laughing his ass off and screams "kill her!" then he chased her out of the mall, and said "i'm gonna find out where you live!" i gave him kelly's address. "really? she lives in (town)? i know a lot of the cops there." and she says "my granpop is pete (last name)" her granpop is best friends with most of the police force. john says "nooooo! you're kidding? pete?" pulls out his cell phone, pretends to call him "pete? hey, it's john, your grandaughter has just degraded the uniform of an officer. (pause) alright, i'll lock her up!" or something along those lines. we all knew he was kidding, so kelly yells "hey, ya want his number?" and gave it to him. then i padded him on the shoulder and said "remember, john, if you're ever eating a poudered donught, don't get crumbs on your uniform, or people will think you're doing cocain and a piss poor job of it."

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