VERDAMMT.

[deranged_gofer]

Stripes is quite obviously the only acceptable wallpaper pattern any wizard anywhere should ever consider.

Stripes.

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[deranged_gofer]

Really, George, a floral pattern would create a much more inviting atmosphere.

Stripes seem a bit hostile.

[deranged_gofer]

Stripes are very inviting! Plus they're ...slimming!

[deranged_gofer]

Walls don't need to be slimming! And flowers would be more natural.

[deranged_gofer]

Since when did a joke shop have to look natural! A whole lot of unnatural things happen within those 6 walls! (Six thanks to a certain dimwit firing the test version of Expansion Pistol! As if we needed more walls whose wallpaper to argue over!)

[deranged_gofer]

But see, George, I view the hexagon-shaped shop as innovative. Think outside the box, if you will.

Six walls of orchids and wildflowers. It really would be quite soothing.

[deranged_gofer]

Your arse will need soothing after I'm done ...kicking it!

STRIPES!

[deranged_gofer]

George, really, what kind of business environment are you trying to create with threats like that.

Now, if you'll just look at things my way... FLOWERS are clearly the way to go.

[deranged_gofer]

Some customer wishes to see me now, argh.

We are not done, my aesthetics-blind brother!