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[deranged_gofer]

We've gone deaf from all this bloody shouting. We hope you are all happy. We can't hear what we are reading. It is all gibberish.

It all looks like this:

":D >:D< >:) OMG!!!!!!!!11

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[waitingfortom]

Why didn't you evacuate the house when Mum told you to?! It's too late now! I BET YOU'LL BE SORRY, because now George has caught it and you'll probably get it, too!

[deranged_gofer]

What? I can't hear you. Could you please write down what you are saying? I can't hear anything and George is rolling around on the floor now.

[waitingfortom]

I AM writing it down and my laptop is putting it on the... laptop picture thingy for me.

[deranged_gofer]

I think the sex industry has changed you, Gin. You never used to be so cruel.

Please just leave in me in peace with my rabid twin brother. If we die in here we'd like everyone to show up to our funeral in orange unitards.

[potter_mouth]

RON WILL BE HAPPY.

[deranged_gofer]

Yeah, he looks good in a unitard...

HEY! I CAN HEAR AGAIN!

Cheers, Harry!

[waitingfortom]

I'm not a unitard fan, so thank goodness.

How's George?

[deranged_gofer]

Which one am I?

[waitingfortom]

I don't know, I can't tell on the laptop. Maybe if you come to the window and wave at me?

[deranged_gofer]

What's a window?

[potter_mouth]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ORANGE THING, BUT THANKS FOR THE MENTAL IMAGE.

[deranged_gofer]

Who am I?

[potter_mouth]

UH, A GREAT BIG PRAT?

[deranged_gofer]

Who the hell are you? Why can't I remember anything?