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Jul 02, 2005 00:35

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 22:08:56 UTC
Excuse me?

No, I don't like baby cats. I rather snakes.

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 22:12:58 UTC
Well, colour me surprised.

I, uhm, I'm just going to be frank with you. You and I share a custody of a cuddly little furball.

Kitten. I mean, kitten.

This smoke is making me dizzy. So let's make this quick. Are you interested?

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 22:19:47 UTC
Well, you don't know all that much about me now, do you? So nearly anything should surprise you. On second thought, nothing about me should surprise you, given the facts.

...come again? I'd like to know all the details of this "custody" sharing we happen to have. Details, Weasley.

I am not "interested", per se, but something tells me I should be suspicious. Highly suspicous.

So tell me, Weasley.

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 22:25:14 UTC
Merlin with you Slytherins. Always so suspicious. Maybe that's why you never go to the beach, you think all the things behind all those little rocks is going to attack you.

This smoke, does it not affect you at all?

Well, anyway, the fact of the matter is that you gave me a kitten. Only you thought I was you and you enamored with me, I mean, yourself, so that's why you gave me, that is, you the kitten. But I really liked the kitten and gave her a name, Lilac (full name with titles is in the custody papers). And then we agreed on joint custody. The full agreement is there in the papers. The arrangements, too. Weekends and holidays and whatnot.

So, those are the details. And now I'm asking you if the contract still stands. I'm not asking you if you're interested in anything else. You have your own dead bloke. Unless you want a live one ...no, that'd just be sick. I have to think of Lilac.

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 22:41:18 UTC
Your attempts to confuse me will not work. I see what you are trying to do.

Why don't you try again, but this time, be more clear. I know that I never gave you a kitten. I am quite allergic to them. Possibly you have me confused with someone else?

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 22:46:37 UTC
Bloody hell, Blaise, what did you get me into...

Not you, Blaise, obviously. The other ..Blaise. Yes. The other Blaise. With male genitalia. You must've met him!

So, yes, this smoke and this opera music is really getting to me so I guess I have to dash now. Let's just agree that once I see the other Blaise, I'll discuss the contract and tell him that you were being difficult and allergic, that helps me out so much. Thank you!

Now, if you don't mind leaving. And try not to leave any finger prints, Fred says we're not supposed to have anyone come here.

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 22:52:48 UTC
Well, I see. Yes, we are so easy to confuse. What with the breasts and the other bits and attributes, yes. I can see that.

I will not sign off on any sort of agreement or contract that he has gotten himself into without his approval or consent. You'll just have to wait and take that up with him, if and when he ever returns.

I won't leave prints, but I may break something.

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 22:56:15 UTC
Well, it's pretty clear to me. It's not my fault there's two of you and I prefer to discuss things with the one who's not PMSing!

But hey, so lovely of you to stop by! Please don't break anything! Cheerio!

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 22:58:48 UTC
Oooops.

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 23:02:30 UTC
Oh no, that was-- that was that... That..

Actually, I have no idea what that was. Probably one of Fred's things. And I don't think you broke it. It's still wobbling.

...

My brother is so weird.

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 23:06:13 UTC
Let me see that...

Ooooops.

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 23:10:31 UTC
We're going to be here all night. It still wobbles quite contentedly down there. Look, I think it's even grinning back. Isn't that just upsetting? Maybe if you'd kick it. Kick it really hard.

Or you could just break one of those bottles over there. They're sure to break easily.

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 23:12:37 UTC
Well, there. Would you look. All it needed was one really swift kick and it went over...right into that wall of bottles you so kindly pointed out.

They all made such a nice noise as they broke into millions of pieces! Maybe I should do it again. It felt so nice!

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deranged_gofer July 1 2005, 23:16:15 UTC
...Crap.

No, I think you best not. Did you hear that? I think someone just called you.

Yes, heard it again, just now. A dead-sounding wail from the second floor. I think you better run. The wobbly thing isn't grinning anymore! Neither am I, when Fred finds out.

Oh, look! I gave you the tiniest nudge and suddenly we're outside the lab and the door's locked! Would you look at that. Well, I guess this means no more kicking for you and plenty of regretting things I've done today for me!

Have a good life, Ms Zabini!

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slytherinthingy July 1 2005, 23:20:25 UTC
I think you liked that "nudge" more than you'd have anyone believe.

Anytime you need anything else moved, just let me know.

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