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Excellent. Have just finished my essay for Advanced Killing of Fuzzy Things. The topic was particularly trying: How best to go about bludgeoning a baby deer, or, for variety, a rabbit. I think I must have gotten carried away. (There are just so many possibilities!) Luckily George helped to point me in the right direction. His concluding paragraph was ace!
Somehow all of my writing about bashing deer in the head with dull stones (or sharp ones, as I mention in paragraph three of the essay) has changed my perspective of the Culinary Club. George and I are of course officers, but I guess neither one of us had ever really sat down to think about the logistics of this all until just now.
And so I am beginning to wonder... are three blows to the head better than two as far as taste is concerned? Does it really matter either way?
Somehow all of my writing about bashing deer in the head with dull stones (or sharp ones, as I mention in paragraph three of the essay) has changed my perspective of the Culinary Club. George and I are of course officers, but I guess neither one of us had ever really sat down to think about the logistics of this all until just now.
And so I am beginning to wonder... are three blows to the head better than two as far as taste is concerned? Does it really matter either way?