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Feb 02, 2005 13:43

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drunkirishdude February 3 2005, 04:41:49 UTC
I would make a good assistant because I need beer galleons. I need beer because it is effervescent, frivolous, and inspriational. Also, rum.

thank you.

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deranged_gofer February 3 2005, 06:51:11 UTC
While I am pleased with your demonstrated interest in the position, I can't help but wonder how exactly a need for beer money is a noble qualification for this job. Would you care to elaborate? What will your skills at alcohol purchase and consumption contribute to my company?

I am, however, very impressed that you managed to use all three of those words in the same sentence! It will definitely work in your favour as I evaluate applicants.

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drunkirishdude February 3 2005, 14:40:45 UTC
Er.... I'll make a good assistant because I'll give you .05 percent cut of me alcohol??

well thank you!! I'm not in school for nothing you know!!! I'm glad someone appreciates me awesome and powerful skills with vocabulary!

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deranged_gofer February 3 2005, 19:49:46 UTC
That is an interesting proposal. Although .05% wouldn't amount to too much unless you had a very large supply of alcohol. ...do you? Perhaps you could help coordinate refreshments for the company board meetings?

Yes, it states in my how-to book that articulate speech is one of the keys to success in the business world. So you are definitely well on your way!

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drunkirishdude February 3 2005, 21:47:38 UTC
do not be doubting me booze hoard, mate!!!

You have a book?! Well what a coincidence so do I!!!!


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deranged_gofer February 3 2005, 22:10:58 UTC
More than 6000 beers? That's quite an impressive collection. When I get the chance, I will definitely look into this publication; It could function as a resume of sorts.

If you're knowledgeable about all of those beers, you must be very experienced with product sampling. At Weasley Enterprises, that is a very good skill to have! We have a lot of new items that need to be tested; granted, at present, most of them are non-alcoholic.

You seem like you would make a fine addition to my company! But another question, if I may: Have you ever thought of colouring your hair red?

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drunkirishdude February 3 2005, 22:20:06 UTC
oh it's many more than 6000, mate!! We just ran out of pages, you see.

Non-alcoholic drinks???!! But... that's a thing unheard of!! We must work on changing things right away!!!!!!!

Now why would I be wanting to dye me hair red??? A nice leprechaun green maybe, but never red!!!

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deranged_gofer February 3 2005, 22:50:43 UTC
Well, I suppose that, were the drinks alcoholic, it might make them more appealing... Could make pranks more effective. I like the way you think!

Oh, it's just a standard question, of course. Routine procedure. Right. Forget I asked.

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