Right, we're coming back to Hogwarts

[deranged_gofer]

Mum has told us she will kill us and then take our corpses and stuff them with Doxies and bury us so that we will suffer for all eternity. Unless - we go back and do our last year at Hogwarts. Bloody bitter old battleaxe...oh. Sorry Mum

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[potter_mouth]

DON'T WORRY, MY ANGER WON'T BE LOSING ITS VALUE ANY TIME SOON.

[deranged_gofer]

Glad to hear it, Harry. Keep up the good work!

[potter_mouth]

LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND ANY BUYERS, I COULD PROBABLY GET SOMETHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE MONEY.

[deranged_gofer]

We'll put an ad up in the shop for you, mate.

And if you feel your anger flagging we have some things we could repeat that Ron said about you. They'd be sure to get your bloodpressure up again!

[potter_mouth]

WHAT DID RON SAY ABOUT ME.

[deranged_gofer]

We're gonna save that for when you need it mate. All right?

[potter_mouth]

NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME ANGRIER.

[deranged_gofer]

I love you man!

[potter_mouth]

YEAH WELL.

[spidersmustdie]

Shut up!!!

[potter_mouth]

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

[spidersmustdie]

Nothing!!

[potter_mouth]

YOU THINK I WON'T FIND OUT YOU'RE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK?

THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY, RON. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. I AM JUST SO MAD.

[reallyquiteevil]

Are you really? You ought to have mentioned such an important emotion ages before, Potter.

[potter_mouth]

DOING SO WOULD BE PLAYING RIGHT INTO YOUR MUTILATED HANDS.

[reallyquiteevil]

My hands are mutilated?

Woe.