Hello, everyone.

[deranged_gofer]

I finally found this "lapjob" thingy everybody seems to be carrying around. It's very difficult to use, but luckily there is the voice mode.

Hey, what does this button do? Okay, so that's volume down. It's okay, I'm a fast learner. Volume up again and yes, much better this way

Comments

[boogiedownvince]

Er, looking forward to see you on Junior DEs then, er, Eric?

I myself don't eat death. I'm on a strict diet that includes letuce and er. Letuce.

Do you like dancing, Eric?

[paparazzi_colin]

You know what some people shouldn't eat nothing but lettuce and diet constantly or they'll end up fainting again, of course this is just my opinion Eric, I wont stop you from eating nothing but lettuce...Eric.

[boogiedownvince]

Er, well, if people choose to eat only lettuce I mean, obviously it's because erm they er, need to be on a diet. Er.

But I'm sure Eric is very grateful for. Er, your concern.

[paparazzi_colin]

Was that directed at me?
Well god what ever happened to the ignoring me for all eternity thing????

[boogiedownvince]

I was just. Being polite.

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I'm sorry.

[paparazzi_colin]

Sorry enough to take back what you said???

[boogiedownvince]

... No.

[paparazzi_colin]

Have fun eating diet death and you can pass out for all I care.

[deranged_gofer]

Gentlemen! Let's not fight.

[paparazzi_colin]

We were not fighting!!!
We were having a discussion like two mature grown up people, now the discussion is over and Crabbe is an evil douchebag!!

[hufflepuff4life]

One can wash down the diet death with a delicious can of Death Lite.

[boogiedownvince]

Death lightful.

[deranged_gofer]

Never tried. I've only moved my feet to walk, run and occationally kick people big enough not to notice it.

I heard death can be very slimming, though! I mean, all you Slytherings are in great shape.

[boogiedownvince]

You should try, it's very enjoyable. I could give you a private lesson or two, if you want to stop by the Slytherin dorms.

Er, well, not slimming enough, it turns out.

[deranged_gofer]

I've been so busy learning new things, I haven't been thinking about how to spend my freetime.

I'll give it some thought. Who knows, it might be fun.

And, er, what's with you and the short dancer bloke?

[boogiedownvince]

You do that! I'll be looking forward to hearing from you then!

Er. It's a long story.