Hello, everyone.

[deranged_gofer]

I finally found this "lapjob" thingy everybody seems to be carrying around. It's very difficult to use, but luckily there is the voice mode.

Hey, what does this button do? Okay, so that's volume down. It's okay, I'm a fast learner. Volume up again and yes, much better this way

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[alwayspms]

Ah, Eric, how I envy you for your loss of memories that only evoke pain.

[deranged_gofer]

What loss of memories? I remember the last 48 days perfectly!

You're the smart girl from my Transfiguration class, right?

[alwayspms]

I am indeed in your Transfiguration class, though my performance has been suffering, as I have been distracted as of late.

[deranged_gofer]

Well, you're still better than I am. It took me five lessons to learn that Transfiguration is about turning objects into other objects - before that I thought the objective of the class was to poke objects with our "wand" thingies.

The things you learn, eh?

What's distracting you? Professor McGonagall can be a bit creepy, I admit. It's not my incredibly good looks, is it?

[alwayspms]

No. It is not.

It is depression.

[deranged_gofer]

Oh.

What's that, then?

[alwayspms]

It is a lot like despair.

[deranged_gofer]

Oh, got it. Let me write that down.

So, you still dating that morbid bloke from my Sex Ed. class?

[alwayspms]

Um.

[cedeadric]

Dead, not morbid.

[deranged_gofer]

No wonder you looked so bored with that class!

[cedeadric]

I always look bored.