not a good day...
so much for my good fuckin mood... today pretty much blew freakin ass. the snow sucked, i didnt get to see heather, i almost got arrested, grr... I could just go very genocidal right about now...
I get stuck taking my friends girlfriend (who is only 16) and her friend home tonight at around midnight. I'm driving and suddenly lights flash behind me and what do you know, I'm getting pulled over. The cop does the usual, ask for my license and shit, and then looks over and goes "looks like we got 2 fem's" and then asks where we were going. I tell him and he starts harassing us saying we are lying, and then tells me to get out of the car. I step out and he pulls me to the trunk, makes me spred and then searches me. He finds the pocket knife that Rex gave me (after I think he grabbed my nuts) and tells me I'm going to jail for possession of an illegal weapon. Grabs me and pulls me over to the police car, opens the back, and literally throws me in. At this point I was pretty furious and about to shove my size 13 steal toe up a piggies ass... As I am sitting in the back of the police car, they are asking me questions about why I have two 16 year old girls in my car at midnight. I tell him that I am taking them home, which I was, and he immediately replies to me with "quit the bullshit". Now those of you who know me, know I have a short fuse with people and it's very easy to piss me off. So at this point I no longer gave a thought to the fact they were cops. Not exactly the smartest choice, but honestly it no longer mattered to me at that point. After about 20 minutes of sitting in the back of a plastic seat police car, various disrespectful comments by the officers, and a very big "fuck off" from me, I was pretty sure I was going to be locked up...
Strangely, I'm free, with no tickets, and no jail time... How you ask? Well... When they were checking my record, one of the cops asked why they recognized my last name. I mentioned I have a brother and turns out that the officer knew him... How about that? A week ago my brother beats my ass, and this week he is saving it... Life is very mysterious, I'm just glad that I am not looking at it through bars...
Well that was my interestingly fucked up story for tonight. Tune in again next week for another episode of "pointless shit you really don't give a fuck about".
Oh.. and by the way... in case all that wasn't enough.. I guess Heather and I are not going to be having a relationship anytime soon... damn, I'm on a roll here....
I get stuck taking my friends girlfriend (who is only 16) and her friend home tonight at around midnight. I'm driving and suddenly lights flash behind me and what do you know, I'm getting pulled over. The cop does the usual, ask for my license and shit, and then looks over and goes "looks like we got 2 fem's" and then asks where we were going. I tell him and he starts harassing us saying we are lying, and then tells me to get out of the car. I step out and he pulls me to the trunk, makes me spred and then searches me. He finds the pocket knife that Rex gave me (after I think he grabbed my nuts) and tells me I'm going to jail for possession of an illegal weapon. Grabs me and pulls me over to the police car, opens the back, and literally throws me in. At this point I was pretty furious and about to shove my size 13 steal toe up a piggies ass... As I am sitting in the back of the police car, they are asking me questions about why I have two 16 year old girls in my car at midnight. I tell him that I am taking them home, which I was, and he immediately replies to me with "quit the bullshit". Now those of you who know me, know I have a short fuse with people and it's very easy to piss me off. So at this point I no longer gave a thought to the fact they were cops. Not exactly the smartest choice, but honestly it no longer mattered to me at that point. After about 20 minutes of sitting in the back of a plastic seat police car, various disrespectful comments by the officers, and a very big "fuck off" from me, I was pretty sure I was going to be locked up...
Strangely, I'm free, with no tickets, and no jail time... How you ask? Well... When they were checking my record, one of the cops asked why they recognized my last name. I mentioned I have a brother and turns out that the officer knew him... How about that? A week ago my brother beats my ass, and this week he is saving it... Life is very mysterious, I'm just glad that I am not looking at it through bars...
Well that was my interestingly fucked up story for tonight. Tune in again next week for another episode of "pointless shit you really don't give a fuck about".
Oh.. and by the way... in case all that wasn't enough.. I guess Heather and I are not going to be having a relationship anytime soon... damn, I'm on a roll here....