Anyone Can Win If There Definition of Victory is Flexible Enough.
So, I had a bit of a sweet tooth tonight, so I went to the Nite Owl homepage. Nite Owl is bakery that delevers cookies onto campus with no shipping charges, it's cars are a common site in the evening. As I was making my order online, I noticed a tab Labeled "Other Merchandise." Out of sheer boredom I clicked on it. It was mostly the sort of thing I expected, Nite Owl shirts, cups extra, but one thing stood apart from the others. A condom. That's right, if your planning on getting lucky, and need to get a condom quick, just call the bakery and they will deliver it too your door. Talk about a service industry.