I love people like this that can just play along and have fun and not get mad
trevorblanarik: ok. im trying to get my roommate kerry to play some Spice Girls now, so message him and say Spice Girls Rule!!!
his name is: gretto67
Der Vladimir: you hardly ever talk to me
Der Vladimir: and all of a sudden you need something
Der Vladimir: you're using me
Der Vladimir: I must be bribed
trevorblanarik: um. settle a bet please?
Der Vladimir: *puff*
Der Vladimir: well ok
trevorblanarik: thanks!
Der Vladimir: omg my first cd was da spice girls and they rule!!!!!!!111`1`1`1`1`1
Der Vladimir: anti-spice girl people are lame
gretto67: thanks...but no
Der Vladimir: well ok
gretto67: sure they are
Der Vladimir: I want to hump all of the spice girls before I die
Der Vladimir: and have a kid with each one of them
Der Vladimir: so they can be reborn 15 years from now
Der Vladimir: and eat hanson's babies
Der Vladimir: I will feed them hanson children at a young age, so they can have a bloodlust for hanson by age 3
gretto67: um ok
gretto67: later
Der Vladimir: I will call myself...rapist spice!!!
Der Vladimir: unless I can think of a better term
gretto67: better term for what
Der Vladimir: perhaps something very everquest......like.....Xuxa rapist spice...
gretto67: sure
Der Vladimir: then my spice children can have children of they're own at about age 13, and then raise a new spice spawn every 13 years. Spice will iveo n forever. There will be so many mini spices on this planet. We will show the world...one baby spice at a time....what we're truly made of. Spice gurls will deliver your pizza AND bury your grandma. Spice girls will teach you biology and sell you a puppy. The entire world...will be spice
Der Vladimir: you cannot escape
gretto67: are you of the female persuasion
Der Vladimir: you call into radio station and request evanescance they say "ok" and play "be my lover"
gretto67: lol
Der Vladimir: The spice fans have no gender. We are but spice.
gretto67: trevor says your female
Der Vladimir: Trevor is full of shit
Der Vladimir: I mean spice
Der Vladimir: Trevor is full of spice
gretto67: which then means your a lesbian
gretto67: and im cool with that
Der Vladimir: If I had a tumor....It would be a spice tumor. If I bought new shoes they would be Spices. (just sing it).
Der Vladimir: no, not lesbian
Der Vladimir: Straight cute spicy girl
Der Vladimir: omg omg omg spice gurlz rule!!!!!! omg lol roflmao brb wtf lol
gretto67: ok but didnt you just say you wanted to mate with the spice girls
Der Vladimir: so?
Der Vladimir: doesn't everybody?
gretto67: well every man i know
gretto67: but the females what to be them...not mate with them
gretto67: so unless your a-sexual
Der Vladimir: YOU CANT LET SPERM CONTAMINATE THE SPICENESS!!!!
Der Vladimir: you spelled "you're" wrong
Der Vladimir: Godzilla was a-sexual
gretto67: lol
Der Vladimir: spicegurls aren't really people or godzillas....they're.....spice girls....
Der Vladimir: *drool*
gretto67: lol
trevorblanarik: tell him his hat is ugly
trevorblanarik: and blue
trevorblanarik: and that you can see him
trevorblanarik: on my webcam
Der Vladimir: and yourh at is ugly and blue
Der Vladimir: Trevors webcam sees all
trevorblanarik: ok now tlel him the truth
trevorblanarik: before.
trevorblanarik: ahhh
trevorblanarik: ow
trevorblanarik: ow
trevorblanarik: ow
trevorblanarik: hurry
trevorblanarik: hes hitting me
trevorblanarik: hurry
trevorblanarik: he thinks you can see him
trevorblanarik: ahhhhh
trevorblanarik: wwwwwwww
Der Vladimir: sorry, Trev
Der Vladimir: ok its pretty
Der Vladimir: I lied
gretto67: hahaha (trevor dies)
Der Vladimir: you're a beautiful individual
Der Vladimir: but not a spice girl
Der Vladimir: so its just...notm eant to be between us....i'm sorry
Der Vladimir: shhh shh...don't cry now
gretto67: lol
Der Vladimir: *hug*
Der Vladimir: I'm so sorry.....
Der Vladimir: But unless you can look good in a tube tob and have long blonde pigtails....I just.....I can't....
Der Vladimir: *bawl*
Der Vladimir: I just wish so badly.....that I was a spice girl.....so we can create a 'pure race' .......
Der Vladimir: but I will still do my part
Der Vladimir: our children will only be half spice but if they breed them with each other then they will be 3/4 spice
Der Vladimir: and some will be 1/ spice
gretto67: incest?
Der Vladimir: incense?
gretto67: no
Der Vladimir: I just burned the pine scented one...it was killer
Der Vladimir: I wish Ginger Spice was here.....
gretto67: so you could molest her?
Der Vladimir: yes.....she's got the hottest accent...
Der Vladimir: we actually scheduled for last week.....but she goth er girl thing
Der Vladimir: and that kinda disgusted me so I told her we'd wait
gretto67: really .... you did your homework on this subject didnt you
Der Vladimir: I hung up phone and puked in toilet. Named it scary spice. I'm not looking forward to my time with her...
Der Vladimir: There is no homework....just pure spice knowledge
Der Vladimir: when your'e a spiceaholic like me....there is no more to learn. you just KNOW, dude
Der Vladimir: I tihnk me and scary will do the test tube thing.....her vagine is black and that turns me off
Der Vladimir: *vagina
Der Vladimir: and afros make me want to trim my hedges
gretto67: um...well i kindof liked scary
gretto67: later
Der Vladimir: *GASP!*
Der Vladimir: you'rel eaving me?!>
gretto67: ?
gretto67: eaving?
Der Vladimir: you do not desire anymore spice knowledge!?
Der Vladimir: *leaving
gretto67: probably not
gretto67: oh
gretto67: no im all spiced out
Der Vladimir: no such thing!!!
gretto67: what else do you know a wealth of knowledge on
Der Vladimir: RABBITS!!!!!!