I'm going home, to a place where I belong
I'm going to miss Voronin when moves to Liverpool ;_____; So Liverpool, you got yourselves a good striker there. Take good care of him there, yeah? Just like how Schneider is taking care of him ;)
And so, the pics here are step by step guides on how to care for Andrej Voronin, and how he'd care for his team mate in return ;) If you take good care of Voro and if you give him some loving, he WILL perform for the team. Trust me
Step 1: Make sure to wrap your arm around Voronin's shoulder to get a big goofy grin from him
Step 2: A scene like this would only happen if you wrap your arm around Voronin in a way that he likes it. He would reward you like the way he rewarded Schneider in this pic.
(They need to get a room. Like, seriously o__O I mean, look at his team mates' expression xD )
Step 3: He likes it when you jump into his arms. Make sure you do this after you win a match.
Step 4: This can only be done after you finished with step 3. Voronin likes to be the groom instead of the bride. So be absolutely sure that he's the one who carries you around the pitch and not the other way around
Step 5: When he carries you around the pitch, make sure you pet his head. He likes it when you do this, and it'll increase his confidence.
Step 6: Make sure you give Voronin your undivided attention. Or else, he would get jealous.
Step 7: Voronin likes to have piggy back rides. Make sure you give one to him after you win a match.
Step 8: He likes you to give him a head massage after the piggy back ride.
Step 9: Play hard to get
Step 10:Because you will be rewarded in return, and Voronin would be happy because he finally caught you who's playing hard to get. Be sure to give him your undivided attention when he rewards you.
And it ends in a happy ending, where everyone is happy ;)
So Liverpool, you guys better take care of Voronin when he moves there. Or else . . . x3 I mean, who doesn't want to see Voronin being slashy? And the only way for him to be slashy is if a member of the team gives him some loving ;)
So if these step by step guides are not enough for you chaps, feel free to consult Dr. Bernd Schneider, soon to be former lover of Andrej Voronin or moi, as I will provide you with the necessary pics to care for your very own Andrej voronin.
Oh, and for the Leverkusen fans, check out this link and watch the very end of the video (at the 3:05-ish mark). I died because of teh cuteness *g*
And so, the pics here are step by step guides on how to care for Andrej Voronin, and how he'd care for his team mate in return ;) If you take good care of Voro and if you give him some loving, he WILL perform for the team. Trust me
Step 1: Make sure to wrap your arm around Voronin's shoulder to get a big goofy grin from him
Step 2: A scene like this would only happen if you wrap your arm around Voronin in a way that he likes it. He would reward you like the way he rewarded Schneider in this pic.
(They need to get a room. Like, seriously o__O I mean, look at his team mates' expression xD )
Step 3: He likes it when you jump into his arms. Make sure you do this after you win a match.
Step 4: This can only be done after you finished with step 3. Voronin likes to be the groom instead of the bride. So be absolutely sure that he's the one who carries you around the pitch and not the other way around
Step 5: When he carries you around the pitch, make sure you pet his head. He likes it when you do this, and it'll increase his confidence.
Step 6: Make sure you give Voronin your undivided attention. Or else, he would get jealous.
Step 7: Voronin likes to have piggy back rides. Make sure you give one to him after you win a match.
Step 8: He likes you to give him a head massage after the piggy back ride.
Step 9: Play hard to get
Step 10:Because you will be rewarded in return, and Voronin would be happy because he finally caught you who's playing hard to get. Be sure to give him your undivided attention when he rewards you.
And it ends in a happy ending, where everyone is happy ;)
So Liverpool, you guys better take care of Voronin when he moves there. Or else . . . x3 I mean, who doesn't want to see Voronin being slashy? And the only way for him to be slashy is if a member of the team gives him some loving ;)
So if these step by step guides are not enough for you chaps, feel free to consult Dr. Bernd Schneider, soon to be former lover of Andrej Voronin or moi, as I will provide you with the necessary pics to care for your very own Andrej voronin.
Oh, and for the Leverkusen fans, check out this link and watch the very end of the video (at the 3:05-ish mark). I died because of teh cuteness *g*