Dec 19, 2002 17:06
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
~ Will Rogers
Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once.
~James Brown
Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!!
~Vince Lewonski
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
~Steven Wright
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute
~Steven Wright
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
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