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WELL I GOT MY COMPUTER TODAY. It's a Macintosh. Guess what that means. THE MOUSE ONLY HAS ONE BUTTON!! Well, it's a laptop so there's no "mouse" per se, but one of those clicky pads. I have heard rumors that mac mouse's ALL only have one button. What. In. The. Fuck. ONE BUTTON?!? How do I right click? In the land of Mac, "right-click" is a term that doesn't exist. JESUS!! It's like, Mac sucks so bad that Microsoft has to PAY them to stay in business so they don't break any monopoly laws. So all the Mac chairmen are up in their skyscraper sitting around an oak table all thinking, "Hmmm, how can we improve our product and make Mac a real contender in the computer industry?" And I bet a "sales analyst" probably thought up some bullshit like, "Gee boss!! Why don't we gay it up a little bit and make our computers look like kindergarten books with cartoony icons and cheesy ass sound fx?" I HAVE AN IDEA!! GIVE THE MOUSE TWO FUCKING BUTTONS AND A LITTLE TURNY WHEEL FOR SCROLLING UP AND DOWN HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF BEING USER-FRIENDLY?!?!?!?!?! YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!! I am talking to a friend right now and whenever he messages me I get this sound effect like that of something from Tiny Toon Adventures. I feel like this computer is somehow going to trigger an anvil falling on my head. It's that cheesy. But it's fast as hell so that rocks.
I'm in the dorms now. They rock. Parties in Norman rock except for the last one. That one sucked because there was a lot of drama. A lot of drama ALL CAUSED BY ME. Everyone claims to be a "drama hater" but face it, you're the drama every now and again. Everyone's gotta take their turn. So sorry Lisa for ruining a good time. Next time I won't be a jackass. Anyways yeah more parties this weekend. I am going to watch the OU game at a bar somewhere with HOPEFULLY Jones and Emrick (they don't know it yet though) and we'll get wasted and watch football like stereotypical movie college boneheads. Just for cheesy movie effect, I think I will pinch a random woman's ass and throw an empty bottle when a bad call is made. Oh yeah and yell like I'm trying to upchuck my large intestines whenever a touchdown is made.
Later bitches! :D
I'm in the dorms now. They rock. Parties in Norman rock except for the last one. That one sucked because there was a lot of drama. A lot of drama ALL CAUSED BY ME. Everyone claims to be a "drama hater" but face it, you're the drama every now and again. Everyone's gotta take their turn. So sorry Lisa for ruining a good time. Next time I won't be a jackass. Anyways yeah more parties this weekend. I am going to watch the OU game at a bar somewhere with HOPEFULLY Jones and Emrick (they don't know it yet though) and we'll get wasted and watch football like stereotypical movie college boneheads. Just for cheesy movie effect, I think I will pinch a random woman's ass and throw an empty bottle when a bad call is made. Oh yeah and yell like I'm trying to upchuck my large intestines whenever a touchdown is made.
Later bitches! :D