Today
I played tennis/basketball with Tanya and I broke my crotch. I've never pulled a groin muscle before but it is not a happy time. This is how it went:
Tanya: "Ok now check me the ball!"
Me: "I'm confused, can you please explain to me the rules of this ga-hey!"
Tanya: "Too slow, sucka!" *lay-up*
Me: "Uhn! Uh!" *reach, grab, sprint, fail* *SNAP!!* "Ahh my junk!!"
Also I'm getting a tan, and muscles. That makes me the second hottest person I know.
This post is pretty useless. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Tanya: "Ok now check me the ball!"
Me: "I'm confused, can you please explain to me the rules of this ga-hey!"
Tanya: "Too slow, sucka!" *lay-up*
Me: "Uhn! Uh!" *reach, grab, sprint, fail* *SNAP!!* "Ahh my junk!!"
Also I'm getting a tan, and muscles. That makes me the second hottest person I know.
This post is pretty useless. I'm not ashamed to admit it.