Multi-Subject Post of Glory
So far 2007 looks to be pretty horrible.
I made a shitload of money on eBay, only to have it all stolen by the Chinese. I am now leading a campaign (Warcraft II style) to declare war upon them. We may have to plow through 1 billon people, but eventually we shall find "Huanqun", and his bright shiny new American dollars.
Which subsequently, are MY shiny new American dollars.
I shall not rest until they are returned to me... and until I have re-spent them on an ACTUAL and AUTHENTIC box set of Star Trek Voyager seasons 1-7 DVDs.
The war shall be long and brutal, countrymen, but American always prevails! (I'll be watching safely from Australia, who has no nuclear weapons and thus poses no real threat to anyone)
If anyone happens to have any seasons of Voyager on DVD and would want to burn me a copy, that would 1. soften the blow of my multi-hundred dollar loss and 2. not really be illegal, since I DID pay money with the intent to buy the real thing, and so technically I own the right to possess it.
Subject #2: 2006 was a good year blah blah blah no one is actually going to read my "highlights" so let's just say I got laid and stoned and call it good.
Subjects 3 and 4 to follow. Stay tuned.
They will be really good.
I promise.
Don't forget to ask your friends if they have Voyager on DVD!!
I made a shitload of money on eBay, only to have it all stolen by the Chinese. I am now leading a campaign (Warcraft II style) to declare war upon them. We may have to plow through 1 billon people, but eventually we shall find "Huanqun", and his bright shiny new American dollars.
Which subsequently, are MY shiny new American dollars.
I shall not rest until they are returned to me... and until I have re-spent them on an ACTUAL and AUTHENTIC box set of Star Trek Voyager seasons 1-7 DVDs.
The war shall be long and brutal, countrymen, but American always prevails! (I'll be watching safely from Australia, who has no nuclear weapons and thus poses no real threat to anyone)
If anyone happens to have any seasons of Voyager on DVD and would want to burn me a copy, that would 1. soften the blow of my multi-hundred dollar loss and 2. not really be illegal, since I DID pay money with the intent to buy the real thing, and so technically I own the right to possess it.
Subject #2: 2006 was a good year blah blah blah no one is actually going to read my "highlights" so let's just say I got laid and stoned and call it good.
Subjects 3 and 4 to follow. Stay tuned.
They will be really good.
I promise.
Don't forget to ask your friends if they have Voyager on DVD!!