I walk the line
I had this kickass dream last night.
It started out I was making this movie, only the movie was kind of like a documentary/reality-show type setting, where the situations were set up, but all the reactions were real.
I was lost somewhere and ended up wandering into a terrorist training camp (a la American Dreams), only Joaquin Phoenix turned out to be their fierce, Muslim leader. Needless to say he was poorly cast in this role.
I kept asking him if his name was River or Leif, since I couldn't remember, and eventually I realized two things: 1. River was dead, so he must have been Leif (of course he was Joaquin) 2. We were going to have a sex scene coming up.
Fortunately my dream-mind fast forwarded past the sex scene and went straight on to the end of the movie, when Gwenyth Paltrow was playing me, age 50. They did a shitty make-up job and just gave her some white hair and said she was 50. She returned to the woods where the sex-scene took place, and was instantly impregnated. How did I know this? Because she laid on the ground and her belly button started to swirl around and spin. The baby was going to be... magical.
That much was certain.
Today I played Guitar Hero for the first time. I want to get it pretty bad, that game is amazing. If you have played this game before, and you never told me about it, don't even bother pretending you are my friend. You don't care about me at all to keep something like this from me. You fucking bastard.
It started out I was making this movie, only the movie was kind of like a documentary/reality-show type setting, where the situations were set up, but all the reactions were real.
I was lost somewhere and ended up wandering into a terrorist training camp (a la American Dreams), only Joaquin Phoenix turned out to be their fierce, Muslim leader. Needless to say he was poorly cast in this role.
I kept asking him if his name was River or Leif, since I couldn't remember, and eventually I realized two things: 1. River was dead, so he must have been Leif (of course he was Joaquin) 2. We were going to have a sex scene coming up.
Fortunately my dream-mind fast forwarded past the sex scene and went straight on to the end of the movie, when Gwenyth Paltrow was playing me, age 50. They did a shitty make-up job and just gave her some white hair and said she was 50. She returned to the woods where the sex-scene took place, and was instantly impregnated. How did I know this? Because she laid on the ground and her belly button started to swirl around and spin. The baby was going to be... magical.
That much was certain.
Today I played Guitar Hero for the first time. I want to get it pretty bad, that game is amazing. If you have played this game before, and you never told me about it, don't even bother pretending you are my friend. You don't care about me at all to keep something like this from me. You fucking bastard.