Quagmire.'s lines for lovin' the ladies.
Pick up lines
1) You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got "fine" written all over you.
2) Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.
3) I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
4) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
5) Beauty is only a light switch away.
Dating Tips
6) Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
7) Hey Honey, why don't you turn around and show me your lower east side?
8) I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
9) Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
10) Let's let only latex stand between our love!
11) That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
12) Can I borrow your library card 'cause I want to check you out.
13) I'm an organ donor. Need anything?
14) I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Dating Tips:
1) Never discriminate: Where there's a will, there's a lay.
2) Always tag your women.
3) Never be ashamed of using pet names.
4) Always keep an open mind.
5)Know how to tell a great story.
6) Never get a tattoo- it only makes it easier to identify you in a line up or other delicate situations.
7) Have an awesome catch phrase. Giggity Giggity!
8) Always offer a disclaimer.
9) Girls love a man who's creative. Never forget a Birthday!
10) Do what ever it takes to meet women.
11) Make references to books.
12) Always be willing to role play.
1) You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got "fine" written all over you.
2) Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.
3) I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
4) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
5) Beauty is only a light switch away.
Dating Tips
6) Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
7) Hey Honey, why don't you turn around and show me your lower east side?
8) I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
9) Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
10) Let's let only latex stand between our love!
11) That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
12) Can I borrow your library card 'cause I want to check you out.
13) I'm an organ donor. Need anything?
14) I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Dating Tips:
1) Never discriminate: Where there's a will, there's a lay.
2) Always tag your women.
3) Never be ashamed of using pet names.
4) Always keep an open mind.
5)Know how to tell a great story.
6) Never get a tattoo- it only makes it easier to identify you in a line up or other delicate situations.
7) Have an awesome catch phrase. Giggity Giggity!
8) Always offer a disclaimer.
9) Girls love a man who's creative. Never forget a Birthday!
10) Do what ever it takes to meet women.
11) Make references to books.
12) Always be willing to role play.