Good news!

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Or not so good news. It's one of the two. I somehow have fleas in my apartment. It turns out that I wasn't being relentlessly attacked by mosquitos, err...well, not just being relentlessly attacked by mosquitos. Apparently fleas have been getting more than their fair share of the Azure pie. My landlord had Hartz Pest Control come out and spray my apartment today. I have now returned to a chemically scented apartment to use the bathroom. Tomorrow I get to vacuum like hell, and believe me, it will be quite the vacuum session.

Now I'm off to buy up all the on sale turkey burgers I can manage to snag at Randall's. Hooray for turkey burgers!